Archive for January, 2012


Behind the Tweet! #1

This blog post is the first is an amazing, groundbreaking series taking you behind the scenes to what goes on in the production of some of my favorite tweets.  After a great deal of consideration, I’ve decided to call the series ‘Behind the Tweet’!

 

The first tweet to be distinguished in this manner is my recent tweet of January 24:

 

Idea for story #10: Truman Capote Jr. gets a lifeguard job in Palm Beach where he saves three orphaned alligators from a hurricane.

 

As you’ll notice, this tweet in itself is part of a series.  Who doesn’t love series?  You, the innocent blog reader, are probably already waiting for ‘Idea for a story #11’!

 

This post came to me when I had the hilarious idea, ‘What if Truman Capote had an illegitimate bastard son who looked just like him – and could maybe be played by Mike Meyers in the movie version with a bald cap like Dr. Evil?’ 

 

The next step in the tweet production process was to imagine Truman Capote Jr. in an unusual situation fraught with dramatic potential.  So after a quick bout of research to insure that Palm Beach was located near the ocean, I came up with the idea of making TCJ a lifeguard.  

 

The final touch was the heart-wrenching addition of the cute, lovable alligators, who will probably be animated characters in the movie version.

 

I can already imagine future adventures for Truman Capote Jr., such as a visit to a biker bar and a stint in the Marines.  But that’s why they call it a series!

 

See this tweet in its natural environment: @brianhenry63

One thing about Wattpad users is they don’t hesitate to let you know where they stand.  In the contest of two concubine covers that duked it out on the Wattpad Facebook page for my latest sci-fi comedy novel, one user indicated “they both suck”.  Also, who can forget the stirring words of Dacry Combs who wondered “What were those people thinking when they made those covers?”.  At least a couple dozen people liked one or the other of the covers enough to vote for them.  In fact, it was a narrow race, even more so than the Iowa caucus.  But due to the people’s choice, I changed to a new illustration-style cover.  Did they make the right decision?  Only you can decide.  Fortunately, I didn’t create either cover, I just wrote the story inside.  Check it out: http://bit.ly/xDXsTT

Concubine Battle!

Vote for your favorite cover for my Space Command & The Bejewelled Concubines on Wattpad’s Cover-Off!  It’s a tale of two concubines, going gown to gown for the title! http://on.fb.me/z9cowk

The Great Wattpad Cover-Off!

If you guys haven’t discovered Wattpad, I recommend it as a fun place to post your stories and get unfiltered feedback.  For the past week I’ve been a featured author with my new wacky science fiction novel Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines. 

(Check out my Wattpad profile here: http://www.wattpad.com/user/abstractplane.)

Tomorrow, January 26, Wattpad will feature a Cover-Off for the novel on their Insider blog.  Stop by and vote for your favorite, from two very different covers – both featuring the aforementioned concubines.  Let me know what you think of the covers and this novel, that Wattpad users are comparing to Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut. 

A Space Command Moment

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“I’m not talking about that kind of spasm.  I’m talking about the kind of spasm where your throat constricts to the width of a juice straw, where your body is instantly covered in the slick and morbid sweat of a quaking dog, where your legs contort into painful, unnatural curving positions beyond your control and where a thick gauze of turbulent gray, cosmiscally atmospheric intensity clogs your hearing.”   http://bit.ly/xDXsTT

Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines is now complete and FREE on Wattpad.com.  Be the first on your block to read this free novel, complete with battling parakeets, mini-sorcerers, flying kitchen utensils and, of course, Bejewelled Concubines! http://bit.ly/xDXsTT

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