You work as a part-time troubadour in a medieval duke’s castle. 

Your boss reduces your breadstick allowance at the Olive Garden Employee Appreciation Lunch.

Your local city council decides to cut costs by replacing the public library with an iPad.

Netflix is muscling in on your company’s niche market – video rentals in the ‘elder porn’ space.

Your company’s line of Drive Angry action figurines is not meeting sales expectations.

Your boss is laying off chefs due to the new trend in automated self-serve sushi machines.

Your boss figured out a method of making doughnuts with the hole in the middle already built in.

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