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My new reality show, American Sex Laundry, premieres on the Detergent Channel next month and pre-fans checking out the trailer on social media are already asking, “How the hell did you get your own reality show?”…sexy laundromat

American Sex Laundry

Langston grimly watched the sad-looking clowns go through their routines. The dire moon, with its grey valleys and thin ponds of aquamarine goo, had enough difficulties, the inhabitants eking out an existence from mined stones and subsisting on common dehydrated fruits and flat slabs of compressed meat simulations, without being reminded of the drearier side of life by downbeat performances.

Moon Clown:

Continued: The Clowns of the Moon

“Bet they got ‘em an awesome snack bar on that thing.” Prusella smacked her gum, her eyes on the aerodynamic FlashMychat capsule in the pink-and-cranberry Tour Launch Aerodome.

“That all you can think about?” groused Dexter. “Food? You got your dim brain fixated on food. This is space you’re going into. Why don’t you get your mind on bigger things?” Dexter scratched the bulging stomach-covering portion of his powder-blue polo shirt. “Like…dog nebulas…or some circumference of something.”

Continued… http://bit.ly/2oKSEWb

Test appearance of hyper new Starbucks mascot Boffo Beanoo

That homeless guy you gave a buck to splurging on a $4 blueberry scone

The person sitting next to you arrives with four large Taco Bell bags

Topless barista night

Day-old latte sale

New express service coffee trough

Way too enthusiastic winner of ‘Barista for a Day’ contest

New green initiative includes recycling cappuccino foam.

Handcrafted sodas require barista to keep hand in the soda a few minutes too long

Porkaccino

The Angry Alien 3

The Angry Alien 3