sci-fi
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The Planet of the Pompous Pillbugs
Commander Brogan Lannrat gave a determined grimace, displaying the square, well-formed teeth that had previously attracted favorable attention from more than a few highly skilled Lounge Dancers on the Planet of the Green Lagoons. “No puffed-up pillbug is going to look down his nose at me.” “Pillbugs don’t have noses,” noted crew biologist Mecky St.… Continue reading
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Concubine Battle Produces a Winner!
One thing about Wattpad users is they don’t hesitate to let you know where they stand. In the contest of two concubine covers that duked it out on the Wattpad Facebook page for my latest sci-fi comedy novel, one user indicated “they both suck”. Also, who can forget the stirring words of Dacry Combs who… Continue reading
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Concubine Battle!
Vote for your favorite cover for my Space Command & The Bejewelled Concubines on Wattpad’s Cover-Off! It’s a tale of two concubines, going gown to gown for the title! http://on.fb.me/z9cowk Continue reading
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The Great Wattpad Cover-Off!
If you guys haven’t discovered Wattpad, I recommend it as a fun place to post your stories and get unfiltered feedback. For the past week I’ve been a featured author with my new wacky science fiction novel Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines. (Check out my Wattpad profile here: http://www.wattpad.com/user/abstractplane.) Tomorrow, January… Continue reading
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A Space Command Moment
“I’m not talking about that kind of spasm. I’m talking about the kind of spasm where your throat constricts to the width of a juice straw, where your body is instantly covered in the slick and morbid sweat of a quaking dog, where your legs contort into painful, unnatural curving positions beyond your control and… Continue reading
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Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines
Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines is now complete and FREE on Wattpad.com. Be the first on your block to read this free novel, complete with battling parakeets, mini-sorcerers, flying kitchen utensils and, of course, Bejewelled Concubines! http://bit.ly/xDXsTT Continue reading
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The Planet of the Obscenely Giant Shrimp
“Frozen goats of Malvin! Those are the largest, land-based walking shrimp I’ve ever seen!” cried Lieutenant Henley Lipworth, peering between the crevices of the lattice-like, green rock formation on the Planet of the Obscenely Giant Shrimp. The last of the three towering white shrimp was swaying off into the sickly olive-hued distance, its nearly transparent… Continue reading
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All of Your Favorite Planets in One Place
Now all of your favorite The Planet of… stories are in one convenient place, my new e-book ‘Space Command and the Planets of Doom’. Continue reading
Abstract Plane 